Far Away Places

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How I say happy birth day to my friends…

Nik… happiest birth day… I do hope it is a pleasurable one for you… it will be sad to depart from harrisonville without giving you and others a proper good by… please make sure my legacy live on strong nik… you we’re a good one… peace…
Also, fuck you… and your god damn…. shamrock shakes… you fucking homo… any time in the future if you drink a shamrock shake I will know you know i know you are… and I will find you… and kill you in a manner most unpleasant… nick look to your left… and now to your right… one of thoughs objects will be the object my troll assassins will butt fuck you with… the choice is yours nik… choose wisely…

Kxle,
~<X3 

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youthpistol: lysimachus: florfina: tunabutts: adriofthedead: sprite37: yanoodle: zeekayart: dear little sammy: do not tape over those episodes of digimon, you will regret it when you are 20 PLAY ALL THOSE DARN GAMES ALREADY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE you’re gonna get fucked over hard by motion sickness bullpoopery later! They’re not “devil touches” they’re “freckles”.Just cause you’re a red head doesn’t mean you’re a bad person, besides, chicks love read heads. Oh also, DRAW! DRAW A LOT! FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAYS YOU WON’T GET ANYWHERE BY JUST DRAWING! KEEP DRAWING AND BEING AWESOME!  STOP WEARING SWEATPANTS, YOU LOOK LIKE AN FUCKING IDIOT also, believe in yourself, or something don’t worry man, it’s going to be ok. stop blaming yourself. oh, and try to CARE about school. Don’t let your cousin Nick borrow your Legend of Zelda: OoT game. He’ll go off into the Navy and you’ll NEVER SEE THE FUCKING THING AGAIN. Holy shit you’re short! Leave your brother the fuck alone. Don’t lock him in the basement, don’t poke him with sticks, and DONT PUT HIS FUCKING MP3 PLAYING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER. You will regret all of these things. Stop poking her fagot that&#8217;s not how you get a girl friend&#8230;

youthpistol:

lysimachus:

florfina:

tunabutts:

adriofthedead:

sprite37:

yanoodle:

zeekayart:

dear little sammy: do not tape over those episodes of digimon, you will regret it when you are 20

PLAY ALL THOSE DARN GAMES ALREADY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE you’re gonna get fucked over hard by motion sickness bullpoopery later!

They’re not “devil touches” they’re “freckles”.
Just cause you’re a red head doesn’t mean you’re a bad person, besides, chicks love read heads.

Oh also, DRAW! DRAW A LOT! FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAYS YOU WON’T GET ANYWHERE BY JUST DRAWING! KEEP DRAWING AND BEING AWESOME! 

STOP WEARING SWEATPANTS, YOU LOOK LIKE AN FUCKING IDIOT

also, believe in yourself, or something

don’t worry man, it’s going to be ok. stop blaming yourself.

oh, and try to CARE about school.

Don’t let your cousin Nick borrow your Legend of Zelda: OoT game.

He’ll go off into the Navy and you’ll NEVER SEE THE FUCKING THING AGAIN.

Holy shit you’re short!

Leave your brother the fuck alone.

Don’t lock him in the basement, don’t poke him with sticks, and DONT PUT HIS FUCKING MP3 PLAYING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER. You will regret all of these things.

Stop poking her fagot that’s not how you get a girl friend…

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societyformissfits asked: AND MAKE SURE TO NEVER DO IT WITH A SINGER

CAUSE THEY’LL TELL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD